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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,771stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,309thNicest Citizens: 10,554th
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
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The Black Mesa Remnant

Population5.09 billion

CapitalCity 212
LeaderSidney Biermann
FaithHeadcrabism

CurrencyMesa Count
AnimalHeadcrab

The Free Land of The Black Mesa Remnant is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sidney Biermann with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.09 billion Combine enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 212. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Combine economy, worth 576 trillion Mesa Counts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,314 Mesa Counts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, untold millions of Mesa Counts are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Black Mesa Remnant's national animal is the Headcrab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Headcrabism.

The Black Mesa Remnant is ranked 203,710th in the world and 7,601st in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,895.25 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,771stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,309thNicest Citizens: 10,554thMost Inclusive: 10,978thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,662ndTop
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Most Developed: 15,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,609thHighest Food Quality: 18,111thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,601stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,471stSmartest Citizens: 20,682ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,237thMost Secular: 23,282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 23,627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,588thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,971stHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,075th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 439th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 589th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 602nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 604th in the regionMost Inclusive: 610th in the regionMost Developed: 899th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 996th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,073rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,082nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Black Mesa Remnant was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : The Black Mesa Remnant was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, untold millions of Mesa Counts are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, a government program is underway to revitalize The Black Mesa Remnant's beaches.
  • : The Black Mesa Remnant's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó.

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